Tried another variety of protein bar with Sriracha. This still wasn’t an instant classic. It was better than the last one. I think the lack of chocolate and raisins made this one better.
3 out of 5 Roosters for the slightly better than chocolate raisins bar.
I picked it up and took it to work with me, when I got there I realized what I had done. Rules are rules and i ripped off a quarter of the bar. Applied two liberal dallops of Sriracha and munched away.
This was a trail mix protein bar. I think there were raisins in there, and a little bit of chocolate. I’ll be honest, it wasn’t very good. The sweet and salty did not play with the spicy. The rooster overpowered the natural taste of the bar and instead of meshing it was just two very distinct flavors happening.
Sorry Sriracha, but I’m only giving a Zone trail-mix protein bar 2 out of 5 roosters. You did not play nice, you get a timeout.
So I started the day off right with a ham and cheese Hot Pocket. I dressed it with a load of Sriracha, because like most foods, it “needs more Sriracha!” Seeing as this day of days kicks off my wondrous quest to eat Sriracha with every meal for the next year.
I don’t really see it as a challenge, nay, ’tis an honor to grace my sustenance with the sauce of sauces. Because who doesn’t love some hot cock with their dinner?
I almost forgot to post my review of the Sriracha Pocket. The ham and cheese Hot Pocket is improved significantly with the addition of Sriracha. So next time you find yourself with a Hot Pocket near your mouth, slip some hot cock in it. (too much?) This unusual morning treat deserves 5 out of 5 Roosters!