365 days of Sriracha! A man's journey through life with a bottle of hot cock.

Breakfast of Champions

5 out of 5 RoostersSo I started the day off right with a ham and cheese Hot Pocket. I dressed it with a load of Sriracha, because like most foods, it “needs more Sriracha!” Seeing as this day of days kicks off my wondrous quest to eat Sriracha with every meal for the next year.

I don’t really see it as a challenge, nay, ’tis an honor to grace my sustenance with the sauce of sauces. Because who doesn’t love some hot cock with their dinner?


I almost forgot to post my review of the Sriracha Pocket. The ham and cheese Hot Pocket is improved significantly with the addition of Sriracha. So next time you find yourself with a Hot Pocket near your mouth, slip some hot cock in it. (too much?) This unusual morning treat deserves 5 out of 5 Roosters!


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